BORROW MY PEN: pens guaranteed to leave an impression
You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe’s Garage or Nancy’s House of Insurance?
Well, the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Hand ‘em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss…when you say “Borrow My Pen?” you’ll ALWAYS make an impression.
Eight memorable styles packed on a peggable blistercard, including one of each of the following:
Springfield Sexual Addiction Center From Perv to Perfect in as little as 10 days Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998 www.cold-shower.com
Shecky The Clown Bar Mitzvahs – Weddings – Interventions Don’t forget Shecky’s dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it call 888 HAR-D-HAR, available 24 x 6
Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology ”Turn your head and cough” 301 South Main (please use rear entrance) www.pantsdown.org
Electrolysis Is Us The First Name in Unwanted Hair Removal Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas www.bare-n-lovely.com
VAN NUYS CENTER FOR COSMETIC SURGERY Specializing in Difficult Gender Reassignments Tucked behind Ralph’s on Rte 123 call 1-800-ALLNEWU
Verdant Fields Nudist Camp Get in Touch with Your OUTER self! Enjoy ping pong, volleyball & our famous bottomless buffet www.buffisbeautiful.com
Stuffed With Love Taxidermy No Pet Too Small – Give Us a Call! (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount) www.fluffyforever.com
Howie’s House of Hair From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour www.misterhowie.com
